Breaking News: Edwards Endorses Obama Pt.1
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Den. John Edwards Endorses Barack Obama Our New President.
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Elizabeth and John Edwards - Press Conference
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Elizabeth and John Edwards discuss family, health, and the campaign during a press conference in Chapel Hill, N.C. on Thursday, March 22, 2007.
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John Edwards - Carpenters Endorsement
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John Edwards receives the endorsement of the United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America in Nashua, N.H. on September 8, 2007. He is introduced by Douglas J. McCarron.
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Obama and McCain - Dance Off!
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Obama and McCain get it on..
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Written & Directed by David Morgasen
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Palin On Foreign Policy
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“Exclusive”: Katie Couric talks with Gov. Sarah Palin about her foreign policy experience and Alaska’s proximity to Russia.
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Sarah Palin Can\’t Name a Newspaper She Reads
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Sarah Palin Can’t Name a Newspaper She Reads
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John Edwards - Energy Plan, Iraq, Universal Health Care
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John Edwards speaks about his energy plan, Iraq, and universal health care during a press conference in San Francisco, Calif., March 26, 2007.
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Red Bull Providence 2007 Soapbox Packard Burger Express
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Packard Burger Express from Northampton MA with driver Bob McGovern and Brakeman Josh Kerson careen down the course with the Packards pit crew and 30,00 fans cheering them on
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Sen. Barack Obama\’s Full Speech to the DNC
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Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) accepts his party’s nomination for President and speaks to the 2008 Democratic National Convention.
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2004 DemConvention Speeches: John Edwards
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Vice Presidential nomination speech by Senator John Edwards at the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
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Red State Update: Sarah Palin Picked As McCain\’s VP
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Jackie and Dunlap on John McCain’s choice of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as the Vice Presidential nominee.
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John Edwards - Response to President Bush
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After President Bush made yet another argument for continuing the war in Iraq, John Edwards spoke directly to the American people in a nationwide address on MSNBC.
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Obama Acceptance Speech HQ (Part 1) Barack Obama Victory Speech November 4th 2008
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The New President of the United States is…Barack Obama! Obama gives his victory speech on November 4th 2008 at Grant Park. Barack Obama wins and becomes 44th president of United States Of America. High quality.
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Part 3:
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John Edwards-Rielle Hunter Love Child Scandal: The Video
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The entire John Edwards scandal to date in 3 minutes.
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MIA Paper Planes Spoof - \”Trophy Vice Sarah Palin\”
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Sarah Palin is McCain’s Trophy Vice!
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Beat: Asa
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JOHN EDWARDS: MoveOn Virtual Town Hall - Full Video
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John Edwards speaks during MoveOn.org Political Action’s unprecedented Virtual Town Hall meeting on Iraq — where seven presidential candidates answered questions from MoveOn’s 3.2 million members. More video is available at www.MoveOn.org.
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Barack Roll
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Because someone had to do it…
Senator Obama just BarackRoll’d you (like a rickroll… only Presidential).
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The Onion: Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad On McCain
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In response to Republican attacks, Barack Obama unleashed a series of slightly negative ads that gently point out how McCain could be doing a better job.
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The Politics of Parsing
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Hillary Clinton responds with double-talk during the Democratic candidates debate on October 30, 2007.
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FOX ATTACKS OBAMA
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Petition: http://foxattacks.com/virus Fox News Channel does it again. Their antics remain unfair and biased. Tell the media to stop spreading the FOX virus, the smears on Barack Obama.
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Problems With Sarah Palin 11 The Press Gets to Interview Her
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Look, I’m just gonna say it flat out, this chick knows nothing about the world except for the Alaskan back country. This is the least qualified Vice Presidential pick in the history of our Nation.
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Barack Obama on Ellen
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As a guest on The Ellen Degeneres Show, Barack shows off his dancing skills.
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A Message from John Edwards
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A Message from John Edwards
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\”I Got a Crush.On Obama\” By Obama Girl
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Recently named biggest web video of 2007 by People magazine…the AP…Newsweek…and AOL.
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John Mellencamp - Small Town - John Edwards Appearance
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Live in Des Moines, IA - Senator John Edwards makes a surprise appearance.
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Red State Update: Thank You John Edwards
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Jack Cafferty Loves Sarah Palin, Part II
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Jack Cafferty on CNN’s Situation Room, September 29, 2008
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What are you going to do to bring about change?
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John Edwards asks what you will do to bring about the change America needs. Record your own response.
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Obama at Al Smith Dinner -Part 1-
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Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBQf4FJi-o
To Al Smith IV: “I obviously never knew your grandfather, but from everything Sen. McCain has told me…”
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Damon Condemns Palin
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Actor Matt Damon speaks out on the Republicans’ choice of hockey-mom Sarah Palin for VP. Damon compares her rise to a ‘really bad Disney movie’ and says it’s crazy that this woman could become President. (Sept. 10)
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Sexy! Flashy! Wonky! Super Obama Girl!
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Sexual Healing
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What\’s Caucus Day Like? Take A Look.
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It’s Thursday, January 3, 2008, and Jane & Joe are precinct captains for John Edwards in Iowa.
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Tina Fey On Sarah Palin Impression!
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Tina Fey joins David Letterman tonight, Friday, and a chunk of the interview is online with Fey talking about her impression of Sarah Palin, especially her voice.
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Barack Obama \”I inhaled frequently\” \”That was the point\”
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Nice to see some honesty from politicians
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John Edwards - Haircuts, etc.
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John Edwards talks about attacks against him and fighting back against special interests in Creston, Iowa on July 26, 2007.
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John Edwards - LCV Forum
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John Edwards speaks at a forum focused on the issues of global warming and America’s energy future on November 17, 2007 in Los Angeles, Calif.
The forum was sponsored by Grist and PRI’s Living on Earth presented in partnership with the League of Conservation Voters Education Fund, California League of Conservation Voters Education Fund, Center for American Progress Action Fund, NRDC Action Fund, and the Presidential Forum on Renewable Energy.
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Hey Sarah Palin (with lyrics/subtitles)
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Here’s the video with the lyrics as subtitles.
MC Howie goes political with Julie K in this oh-my-god-how-hilarious song, to the tune of “Hey There Delilah”.
Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2
Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska’s very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it’s true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through
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Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me
Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies
Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin
Doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke
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Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)
Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn’t make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too
Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go
Chorus
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The Obama vacation: 23/6’s up-to-the-minute coverage!
Barack Obama is on vacation with his family in Hawaii this week, and perhaps not a moment too soon, in light of recent polls indicating a public feeling of over-exposure to the candidate. You can count on 23/6 to provide the most comprehensive and in-depth coverage of Obama’s temporary retreat from the public eye.
For today, we have yet to receive any reports of the activities the Obamas have scheduled. So instead of reporting on what he’s doing on vacation, we’re just going to report on what we imagine the candidate might have been doing today if he had not gone on vacation. Cool?
If Obama was not on vacation today, we’re betting he would have been in a high school gymnasium right now, somewhere in Michigan probably, where he would have given a speech about jobs or maybe energy, something like that. Later this afternoon, Obama would probably have toured a latex factory. He would have worn a hardhat, which would have made him look pretty awesome. He’s so awesome.
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Who the hell is Bob McGovern?
Now that former politician John Edwards has finally admitted his affair with awful campaign filmmaker/babymama Rielle Hunter, media attention is turning to Hunter’s friend, Robert “Bob” McGovern, who brokered the middle-of-the-night meeting between Edwards and Hunter that the New York Times is too timid to call “extortion.” Deceiver broke the story on McGovern but the site remains shamefully unacknowledged by major news outlets as their source.
Turns out McGovern is a 64-year-old Santa Barbara-based New Age healer who helps crazy, fame-seeking ex-party girls with questionable taste in headbands attain higher levels of consciousness real estate.
Huh? Who is this guy?
FAQ: Georgian conflict
Hearkening back to the 1980s, Russia proved yet again that it has a small penis by unleashing a military fusillade against Chechnya Georgia. According to Russian president Dmitry A. Medvedev, the bombings in South Ossetia were done in order to strike at Georgian military forces that had fired on its own peacekeeping troops. In response, Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili wrote an op-ed in Monday’s Wall Street Journal where he said:
This war is not of Georgia’s making, nor is it Georgia’s choice. The Kremlin designed this war.
Just what the hell is going on in that other part of the world, and why in the Sam Hill should we care? We don’t have the answers, but the FAQ guys are on it in the FAQ: Georgian conflict.
Quick Quiz: John Edwards (Part 1)
Paul Slansky wonders if you, like he, tried to like John Edwards over the years but were never able to get past the overripe smarminess, and if you, like he, felt vindicated Friday night with that Nightline smarmfest, no, smarmarama, no, smarmapalooza.
If not, you probably won’t be amused by this.
Thought Process Flowchart: Dick Cheney
Although the 2008 GOP convention in St. Paul sounds like loads of fun—making myriad speeches trying to convince yourself and others that John McCain actually wants the job of president—several prominent Republicans have already said they’re not planning to attend.
The list of no-shows is impressive—Alaska Senator Ted Stevens (busy remodeling his outhouse and sending out Internets), Maine Senator Susan Collins (busy reminding her constituents how much she hates being a Republican), and Congressman Bob Shaffer, who is running for Senate in Colorado (and busy taking down his son’s racist Web page).
According to numerous news reports during the week, Dick Cheney was opting out of this year’s convention.
In response to this, the Republican National Committee announced Friday that Cheney WILL in fact speak on the same night as President Bush. Nonetheless, we can’t help trying to figure out why a sitting vice president might skip his party’s convention.
Holy crap! Someone’s actually trying to claim responsibility for "Swing Vote!"
In what might be the most ill-advised lawsuit ever, former Bush aide Bradley Blakeman has filed suit claiming that box office bomb “Swing Vote” was his idea. Blakeman claims he gave a similar screenplay titled “Go November” to “Swing Vote” co-star Kelsey Grammar in 2006.
If Costner and the rest of the “Swing Vote” team are smart, they’ll avoid a courtroom battle and just tell Blakeman, “Dude, you can have it.” The lawsuit reportedly seeks unspecified damages, which begs the question, what does Blakeman hope to gain out of claiming authorship of a movie that was considered a huge bomb even by Costner standards?
The Chris Matthews Roast
A few weeks ago I was asked to perform at the first annual Nantucket Comedy Festival. As part of the festival they held a roast of the classic comedy duo Stiller & Meara. I’ve never been much of a roaster. Roast comedy is almost like it’s own genre. People walk on stage and they’re like, “Nice shirt, queer!” and everyone’s like, “It’s so true! His shirt does suck! I’m from Jersey!”
I was very stressed out about coming up with roast jokes, but I threw some together, walked on stage and said:
“When I was asked to be part of the roast of my favorite comedy duo, I said, ‘Of course, I’d do anything for Nichols and May.’ But then he told me that it was actually Stiller & Meara but it’s in Nantucket and we’ll put you up at a fancy hotel and I said, ‘Ok, well maybe their son Ben will be there - I mean he used to make to good movies.’”
Pretty light roast fare. So far, so good.
And then I looked at Jerry Stiller and said, “Jerry, you were brilliant on Seinfeld…I understand you were also on The King of Queens. The show King Of Queens is like the Iraq war. You know it’s going on but there’s nothing you can do about it.”
And then I looked at Anne Meara and said, “Anne was raised Irish Catholic like me. A few years after they married, Anne converted to Judaism, which is a very risky move in Hollywood. Mel Gibson stops taking your calls. Everyone else starts.”
So that was fine. They laughed.
I turned to the Farrelly brothers, the writers of There’s Something About Mary and about nine other movies. They were hosting the event. I said, “I gotta say, I love the movie Stuck On You. I think it was the third time I saw it, I thought “This is incredible. They could have made this as a comedy.”
At that point maybe I should have left.
But I saw Chris Matthews in the front row. Now, I’m a huge fan of Chris Matthews and I watch his show all the time, so I said, “Chris, I love Hardball. I even love that weekend show you do on NBC that nobody watches.”
At this point, something unexpected happened. Chris Matthews started shouting back at me like it was a one on one conversation. He goes, “People do watch that show, I’ll show you the numbers.”
Apparently Chris wanted to play some hardball. I continued.
I said, “I love Chris’ show. I think I love it almost as much as he does–which is difficult. I haven’t heard someone laugh at their own jokes that hard since George Bush after Katrina. You got to hand it to Chris. He always has something to say, and when he doesn’t have something to say, he says it louder.”
At this point, Chris Matthews threw a bottle at me.
I’d like to clarify that it was a plastic bottle and it was empty, but it was still a bottle and it allows me to say the phrase, “Chris Matthews threw a bottle at me.”
I looked down at the man I watch on the news every day and said, “Chris, guess what? When you throw stuff, I win.”
The crowd agreed with me. And applauded. And I walked off. And I had succeeded in my first and possibly last roast.
It made a good story for the next few days. But what I didn’t tell people when I told them the story is that I secretly knew that Chris Matthews is actually very funny, and if in that moment he had happened to have a microphone in his hand instead of a water bottle…I would have been toast.
This post originally appeared on My Secret Public Journal.
Thou, Nature, Art Truly Batshit Insane
The last few weeks have gotten me thinking, maybe, just maybe, the Apocalypse is near.
Whether it’s just a rise in the publicity of random acts of violence, or a rise in random acts of violence, somewhere between the stabbing, beheading and eating of a fellow bus passenger, the walking out of the woods decked out in camo and opening fire on a group of teens, and the stabbings of tourists (all indications show that the attacker was unaware of their Olympic ties or nationality) and jump off the Drum Tower tactics of a homeless man, people seem to be getting damn near crazy on a large scale. Not to mention the rumors of a Machete Maniac that have been circling around my neighborhood the last few weeks. The point being that somewhere down our evolutionary line, it became beneficial for the survival of our species to have an aptitude to give in to becoming illogical, irrational, murderous, flip-of-the-switch, crazy ass bastards.
We’ve been officially fighting the War on Terror for almost seven years now, and at the same time it looks like we’re getting back on track to re-cool the Cold War. US-Russian tension over the Missile Defense Shield plans resulting in Russia saying it will deploy nuclear capable bombers in Cuba seems to have just been the tip of the iceberg. Both Russia and Georgia are accusing each other of ethnic cleansing as the Conflict is presumably expanding. Russia has advanced in west Georgia and the other breakaway region, Abkhazia, is mobilizing its army and calling up reserves. Between this, Darfur, the invasion of Iraq despite UN objections, the scandals, and countless other events, I think it’s finally safe to fully conclude once and for all that the UN is about as useful as the League of Nations, granted the latter didn’t send out as many peacekeeping rapists. The sad thing is, people seem to heed the calls of a high school Student Government more than those of the UN.
Of course, China just seems to be getting pissed off cause it’s taking the spotlight from the Olympics. The world has been glued to the Olympic games and the Opening Ceremonies, watching that really cool running around the top of the stadium to light the flame ordeal, despite the numerous protests against China during the Torch Relay. And if we talk about the Torch Relay, which has become a symbol of Olympic Spirit, peace, and the aspirations of all mankind, we should talk about the origins of the Torch Relay. Specifically how it was created by Carl Diem and Joseph Goebbels in order to tie the Third Reich back to Ancient Greece and promote Nazi ideology. Maybe it’s only fitting that as the Olympics are taking place, those little words, Genocide and Ethnic Cleansing, keep popping up.
Oh and to top it all off (this is what really is starting to convince me that we’re done for), here’s a little something that’s sure to completely destroy your sense of reality:
sharks eat bears.